Dang! I'll try to keep this painfully long story as short as possible people...stay with me...
The daughter and I needed to "quickly" stop into Wal-Mart to pick up cat and dog food...so I proceed to what I thought would be the nearest entrance to the pet department...The Garden Center, correct? Umm...
NO.
We walk into the garden center and find ourselves among the fish and all that crap right? I'm thinking YAY, it should be one isle over...Ummm..
NO.
Before someone asks, "You mean you don't know the layout of your local Wal-Mart?"...let me just stop right here and tell you......We were in another town and it was the best choice to pick up what we needed before heading home....out in the smack dab middle of nowhere-ville!
Ok, back to the story...
There are no other pet isle's...Period...I'm standing there, looking like an idiot asking people, "Where the hell is the dog food?"...FINALLY, (Cause you know you can never find them when you need them) I spy an employee walking towards me...."Can you tell me where the dog food is please?" I say
"Oh, it's over by the mens clothing ma'am...on the other side of the store."....
Really?.....REALLY?
My question is this....Why in the hell can't all Wal-Mart's be laid out the same? Or at least SOMEWHAT similiar for goodness sake... This was the most bass ackwards Wal-Mart I'd ever been into....
Anyway, we find the dog food (next to the Faded Glory mens jeans)....whodathunkit....that leaves us with needing to pick up the cat food and head outta there....
You guessed it....The damn cat food is nowhere to be found! Ok, by this point, I'm standing there making an a** out of myself, bi*ching about this being the most stupidly laid out freakin' Wal-Mart I've EVER been in...all the while my poor daughter saying "Mom, you can't talk like that, these people live here and this is their Wal-Mart, they think it's laid out just fine probably."............My response?...."Well they're living with the stupidest, most JACKED UP Wal-Mart I've ever seen! I mean what dumb a** thought of this monstrosity of a layout"??
ENTER: Another smiling, helpful Wal-Mart employee...
"Excuse me, but where in the name of GOD is the cat food"?....."OH, it's over on the isle with the stationary Ma'am."....Like DUH!
"OHHH, My bad. I So shoulda known that"...dumba**.
Really?.....Really...Are you kidding me right now? The stationary???
Come the frick on people...Gawd!!
Needless to say, I got the food, my animals are fat & happy right about now, and I'm pouring the wine as we speak=)
Until next time...Take care=)
LOL! That cat does not look fat or happy in that picture!
ReplyDeleteLOL...he probably isn't TOO happy, he only has 3 legs. Poor kitty lol
ReplyDeleteUgh. That sux.
ReplyDeleteYa I HATE the fact that all walmarts are laid out differently. and it sounds like that wal mart is laid out really odd...
Glad you can enjoy life now with some wine...
you might want to follow http://oneclutteredbrain.blogspot.com cause that is the blog that gets updated most..the "other" one is a run off blog..in case i have so much to say and i dont want to overload my first blog...I'm crazy...I know...nice to meet ya.
ReplyDeleteJenny is like 3 kinds of awesome dont ya know?
R U on twitter as well?
ReplyDeleteYou may need to take a GPS next time....xx
ReplyDeleteA GPS in the Wal-Mart, too funny...they should hand out maps at the door!
ReplyDeleteI am on twitter but never use it....@mavblogs
I go through "tweet" phases where I'll blow it up for a few weeks and then..............nothing for months.
Well blow my mind.....you think that all the pet supplies would be together, ours is by the stationary dept too but it's all together.
ReplyDeleteNow the crafts they keep changing it every where, pisses me off to no end!
Any how have a wonderful Valentines Day!
Shell~Alaska♥